Smallville Turns 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SMALLVILLE, MY SUPERMAN, MY BABY BOY - KAL-EL GADSON! 



Today, you are turning 2...! Yay...HOORAY FOR THE TERRIBLE TWO's!! ...And in these 2 years, you have made my life amazing. 

Daddy wanted to capture EVERYTHING - and I do mean EVERYTHING! 

The operating room when you were born! Unfortunately, you really didn't come out from my....(well, you know!) 

Of course, Daddy kept snapping pics of his new prince.  Funny thing is, you look like you've been through heck and back and kept yawning. I was an emotional wreck but tired as hell. I believe I knocked out after this. 

Your big brother and big sister were lucky to be old enough to hold you. You were so tiny-weighing in at only 5 pounds. 

Apparently, going home seemed to be tough on you. Unless, you thought I would suck as a mom and didn't want to go! But once you got there, you saw your own room and was ok with it. :) 

Too many cute pics of you, so we won't go there  - TODAY, it's all about celebrating your quirkiness and what truly makes you Kal-El. 

Watching Sports with Daddy. This is the start of a beautiful friendship. "Where's my beer?"...I mean "milk"

This is what happens after too much milk - a milk induced sleep! Someone needs rehab! 

I got my Ne-Yo swag working for me. What you know about that?

Who in the world is this dude and why is he playing me so close?

I get it..I'm small but why the goofy looking PJ's? Someone shops at Walmart a little too much! 

Even in sleep, I'm still political!! Power to the people.....

Oh lord, the stock market crashed again!! Not AGAIN! I shouldn't have listened to those Etrade babies. 

What? What you said about me? ....

Who's cuter while sleeping? Daddy or me? I say, ME! 

I tried to hold it as long as I could.Honestly, all I wanted was to drink it and get it over with but mommy kept trying and trying. How ANNOYING!

It's Tigger time! 

While mommy works from home, I just hang out on her desk, you know, to keep her company! 

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Really,mom and dad? A mohawk???

aaahhh, boobies!! Thanks Titi Go Meat!

Daddy dressed me in Superman gear. How original?

Patiently waiting for my date so we can have some bouncy seat fun! 

Swag on 100 Thousand Trillion! 

I get the whole bonding thing but this is just ridiculous! 

Ssshhh..Daddy! You hear that? We got monsters

I guess I can finally sit on my own. 

I got the meanest shoe game! 

Finally got my cape! I'm ready to fly now.

I'm from Pakistan.My name is Kal-el Abdul Jhabib

Really Mickey ears and a Spongebob shirt? How ridiculous could you have made this outfit?

I'm ready to ball!

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

Yes?

I know, right?

Are you guys ready to go? Come on...Buckle your seatbelts. 

Going to my country tomorrow/ 

 I could be Baby Jesus.

"Everyday, I'm shuffling!"

I look like some garden gnome. 

What's the square root of 6,443?

Got my ride. Where's yours?

I wear my headphones like DJ Caoz. 

They call me Cuban Pete. 

Titi wanted to take me home! 

I know I'm half Dominican,but what the hell is that noise making thing?

She says "bras", I say "Messenger bag"

 Someone's bound to recognize me soon. 

We can't leave yet. I'm trending! #smallville

OOOOOH WWEEEE!  I look good. "Don't believe me just watch!"  

 I use extra TIDE for my skin. It leaves it smooth and shiny.

I've turned mommy's iPad into a MyPad. 

To all my friends and family, do you have any funny moments with Smallville? Tell me about it below.:) 

Best,